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illkim:

winning an argument online

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miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

aesizzle:

If you’re not following Ya Boy Little Bill on twitter, you’re slippin.

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e